#3087 I'd Text You If You Existed

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke creates chaos in the Walsh household when he shows up on-time for a change. Plus, Seattle's new hockey team still doesn't have a name, but Andre and Luke have some opinions. And Andrew learns an import lesson about consent when interacting with mascots.
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0:00.0	We have a witness go on record saying that they saw you in the White House parking lot with Mr. Egan, Ms. Prokheimer, and Senator Pierce.
0:09.0	That's correct. I ran into them by chance because I was merely getting something from my car.
0:19.0	Were you getting?
0:21.0	I was getting some medicine.
0:24.0	What kind of medicine?
0:27.0	It's knee medicine.
0:29.0	Knee medicine.
0:32.0	Yeah, knee medicine. I have problems with my left knee.
0:36.0	It hurts when I crouch.
0:38.0	What was the name of the medicine?
0:40.0	I want to say it's called crouch cream.
0:47.0	But that's not right.
0:49.0	It's a white tube with a red label.
0:52.0	I'm sure an intern could research this.
0:54.0	It has a silhouette of a horse on it.
0:56.0	And I don't know why the horse is on there.
0:58.0	I guess the horse is probably of good knees.
1:01.0	But I think it's called...
1:05.0	Kneezy, kneezy cream.
1:08.0	I don't think that's it.
1:10.0	TVTM!
1:15.0	He hates these cans!
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