#3084 The Weighting Is The Hardest Part

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Luke checks in to his new weight training facility, and learns something surprising about himself. He and Andrew also discuss the shocking death of Kobe Bryant and his daughter over the weekend. And a listener tries telling his new employees about TBTL.
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0:00.0	Hi, everybody!
0:02.0	Hi, Dr. Nick!
0:04.0	Now, there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself.
0:10.0	I recommend a slow, steady, gorging process,
0:14.0	combined with astral horizontalogy.
0:17.0	Of course!
0:18.0	You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups,
0:21.0	such as the whipped group, the congealed group, and the chocotastic.
0:26.0	And remember, if you're not sure about something,
0:29.0	rub it against a piece of paper.
0:31.0	If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.
0:35.0	Bye-bye, everybody!
0:37.0	TVTL!
0:43.0	Are you even listening to our story?
0:45.0	Yes.
0:47.0	Well, listen to this.
0:49.0	We have a story to tell.
0:53.0	So listen.
0:54.0	Okay.
0:55.0	And write it down.
0:57.0	Okay.
0:58.0	I got a short memory just like when I was in the third grade,
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