#308: Sober Octobert; A November to Rebender (@BertKreischer)

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🗓️ 6 November 2017

⏱️ 225 minutes

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Summary

Bert Kreischer joined me to talk about alcohol. He's an expert on the subject. For real. We split the podcast up, doing the first half while he was 25 days into his sobriety, and then we did the 2nd half a week later when he was 3 days into a booze cruise.

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0:00.0	i didn't like the way i was drinking i didn't like how the hell how my health i didn't like that i was
0:05.1	i was the same way but i why couldn't run the way i was i would run and i'd feel like fucking shit
0:10.0	and i was like
0:11.8	but like if i was like i remember someone saying on stage like
0:15.5	you guys should be so lucky to have three friends who definitely don't have drinking problems
0:20.0	and don't have problems with drugs
0:21.9	to go
0:23.5	i will take
0:25.1	joy out of my life to stand in solidarity with you
0:28.5	i've got the blue
0:30.9	i've got the blue
0:33.1	i've got the alcoholic blue
0:38.2	no more being my heart to care
0:42.4	but i win the industry and make me appreciate
0:46.6	so long i've all so long here
0:50.2	oh tell me when you're coming back again
0:54.8	blue
0:56.2	i've got the blue
0:58.6	and they have you paid it by blue
1:04.1	hello everybody welcome to our usual fears
1:07.7	skeptic tank
1:10.4	all right so broctober is over
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