Dude, we went on a band trip and this girl I used to make out with like in the back of band when I was a freshman

We go in this trip to Montreal the whole band and I'm alone in my room with her and she gives me a a hand job

Into my undies and I just like I don't know what to do with them

So I just like put them under my bed

But one of the kids that was in the band with us like turned out to be a playwright when he got older

Yeah, and I don't know if it was him I still to this day don't know what happened

But after she left I changed and then I left and then two hours later I came back to my room

I was sharing it with three other dudes. I come back and in the sink. Yeah, is my underwear

From under your bed. Yep in water and ice so they went and got ice ice

You ready and then a sign over the sink that says cold shorts and the letters were all written like squiggly like

cold

What yeah, what do you mean? What do you mean? What do I mean? Why would they do that? I don't understand any of the details

I don't know why they did it either are we what's cold shorts have to do with getting a get a

Comment on your pants all I'm thinking is this

Someone took my underwear put them in the sink

knew that they a hand job had happened I get that part I

Get even like putting them in there like who shorts of these we know what you did

But like what's cold shorts it means you're on ice dude

What does that mean I don't know what it means are you?

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