#309: Valuable Friction (@ColinIsMyName

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🗓️ 27 November 2017

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Summary

Colin Wright met me in a park in New Orleans to tell me about the unique way he travels the world. Colin has been living in a different place every 4 months or so for years, while he writes books and keeps a great blog going, too. He really makes himself an expat over a tourist.

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0:00.0	One of the times I went to Lima, I got stuck there because there was a transportation strike.
0:04.0	Oh.
0:04.5	And they started pushing boulders onto the highways.
0:07.6	They grounded all the planes and they pushed a bus of people who bribed a bus driver
0:11.6	to take them to another city off a cliff.
0:14.6	Really?
0:15.1	Yeah.
0:15.6	They killed everybody?
0:16.6	I think, I don't think anyone died.
0:18.3	I think they were severely injured and the bus was destroyed.
0:21.6	And that was actually the same day.
0:22.8	I was rounding up people in my hostel to get together and rent a bus to take us to the next city.
0:27.0	Now if you never left, you think it a passport.
0:29.9	Never left little Haiti, get a passport.
0:32.5	If you live in South Central, get a passport.
0:35.3	So you can see the world.
0:37.0	Yeah.
0:37.8	And if you're up to five, girls, get a passport.
0:40.0	Yeah.
0:40.5	One, two.
0:41.0	If you're in the dirty South, get a passport.
0:43.2	If you're on the West Side, get a passport.
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