307: Snizza John

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🗓️ 11 October 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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What can a license plate tell you? Which person is the piggy in the piggy back ride? Why can't tractors go faster? Why are there so many jewelry ads on the radio? Why can't I get dressed the night before? Can non-cherry fruits be maraschinoed? What is TV static? Is a two-headed hydra two pets? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome, Drew Dere, Hank and John!
0:07.0	Where's up for a think of it, dear John and Hank?
0:09.3	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a advice and bring
0:12.6	you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Lombard and John.
0:15.8	John, you know, because it's pizza mess right now, I ordered a pizza last night and Katherine
0:20.2	asked me, will it be long?
0:22.2	And I said no, Katherine, it will be round.
0:24.8	Well, sometimes they're long.
0:27.2	You know, there's like lean cuisine pizzas from when we were a kid.
0:30.7	Yeah.
0:31.7	Or even the rectangular, skewered lunch pizzas.
0:34.7	Yeah, those ones are freaking, they can be long.
0:37.0	Yeah, man, I especially, I miss commodity pizza.
0:41.7	What's commodity pizza?
0:42.7	That's what they call those rectangles.
0:44.2	It's when pizza becomes a commodity and it's priced like a commodity.
0:48.5	Like it's sort of a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a,
0:51.1	it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a,
0:52.1	which is priced by the inch.
0:53.1	Yeah.
0:54.1	And I, I love it and I have not, I don't know.
0:56.4	I probably would hate it now, but I, I think about it all the time.
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