Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Thor is I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.

It's a podcast for two brothers and so your questions give you to be advised and bring

you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John in October which means that

I'm officially carrying around the pebble that I throw at people who sing Christmas songs

before November.

It's called my jingle bell rock.

I enjoyed that.

There's like a 40-50% chance that I've said that one on the podcast before.

I liked that one because I didn't see it coming but at the same time it was a punchline

which are really my only two requests of your jokes.

Hank, before we answer questions from our listeners, there's something that we really

need to get to.

Very, very rarely in the history of Dear Hank and John has anything elicited the kind of responses

that we got to the question of what happens if a person made out of lemons standing on

a scale puts one of their lemon hands into a bucket of water that's on a different scale.

Yes.

Goodness gracious.

Our producer Rosiana had to create a separate document called, Women People Bucket

Problem which I'd like to think which is how long it's 23 pages long John and I'm sure

that we've both read all of it.

I have read it.

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