#306: Mother Fucker (@ChristinaP)

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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2017

⏱️ 187 minutes

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Summary

Christina Pazsitzky met me in LA to talk about motherhood. She just became a mom a couple years ago. It's the first realistic version of motherhood that i've ever heard. Good into and outro, too.

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0:00.0	Go play in the fucking yard. Yeah, yeah, of course there's moments where you're like I can't do this today
0:05.4	I cannot fucking do this today and that's what I'll tell Tommy
0:08.2	Guess what you need to go sit with this kid for a minute. I got it
0:11.0	Yeah, well I watch TV with them. You know, it's a big fucking crime to let your kid watch television now
0:16.9	God forbid the kid watches an hour of Sesame Street while mom sits and gets on her iPhone and gets her sanity back
0:22.6	Yeah, like it's okay. They're not gonna
0:25.5	They're not gonna grow up to be serial killers if they watch you know
0:28.6	Tom is the train
0:58.6	Oh
1:02.7	Hello everybody
1:05.8	Welcome to my podcast already Shafir's Captain tank
1:09.4	Christina Pazitsky is back on the podcast today
1:14.2	Praise joy
1:15.8	Christina has a new special out on Netflix right now today
1:22.2	Called Christina P mother and Furrier
1:26.2	Be mother superior. No, I think it's mother and furrier
1:30.8	So we use that as an excuse
1:34.4	To do a podcast while I was in LA
1:37.8	um
1:39.9	She came to my Airbnb my echo park Airbnb the one I love with the shower doors that open
1:45.8	So I can shower and be naked and get the raccoons to watch my dick and balls hang out
1:52.6	Like a real man does
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