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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

306: We Killed Herman Cain

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

We cover Ms. Pat's insane, Tim Scott's teeth, and fondly remember the 9-9-9 pizza man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.

0:02.2

Yes, it is. I'm here with my friend Chris and Dion, because we ain't got shit else to do. How you doing, Dion? And how you doing, Chris? I'm great. How are you? Wonderful. Hi, Chris. Why are your face on you? Orange. You're looking like Donna Trump Jr. up in this bitch. I know. I need to work in my lighting. I'm about ready to take over a country

0:24.0

looking like this Donald Trump Jr. up in this business. I know I need to work in my lighting.

0:22.4

I'm about ready to take over a country.

0:24.2

Looking like this.

0:26.7

About ready to?

0:27.7

Are you about to white man?

0:29.7

I'm ready to wipe man up.

0:32.5

White man anolealism.

0:35.3

You're definitely white manning it up.

0:38.2

And if you wonder what we're talking about, you got to listen to after the music.

0:41.0

Then you'll figure out what the fuck the white man is.

0:44.0

I need a white man.

0:47.5

I need a white man.

0:49.8

I'm ready.

0:52.4

No more white man for me.

0:56.5

I don't want to murder beach, white man.

1:00.2

I'm a murderable.

1:01.1

I'm a mogulago white man.

1:07.0

If I'm on white man it up, you got to be, I got to go for the gusto.

1:11.6

I can't.

1:14.1

Yeah, I, he, no.

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