305: All The News You Didn't Need

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0	Race the rudder. Raise the sails. Raise the sales!
0:04.0	Captain, an unidentified ship approaching. Over.
0:07.0	Roger that. Wait. Is that an enterprise sales solution?
0:12.0	Reach sales professionals, not professional sailors.
0:16.0	With LinkedIn ads, you can target the right people by industry, job title, and more.
0:21.4	To get 100 pounds off your first campaign, go to LinkedIn.com slash lead to claim your credit.
0:26.6	That's LinkedIn.com slash lead. Terms and conditions apply.
0:30.1	Hey, it's White Boy Chris. If Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:34.6	Get bonus content, a T-shirt, or an autographed copy of Rabbit,
0:38.2	Miss Pat's Autobiography. Visit misspatcom for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there,
0:43.0	join our Facebook group. Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down. I'm here with my good friend,
0:47.5	Chris, who just came off his white trash vacation, and I'm here with Dion.
0:54.0	Who just came?
0:54.9	I just know.
0:55.0	I know.
0:55.6	Baner sandwiches and mountain dew every day.
1:01.5	I can just see all the bath with the white babies at the beach, picking up shells, got them in their mouth.
1:06.4	How was your vacation, Chris?
1:08.1	Oh, it was so fun.
1:09.3	It was, uh, and, you know, I watched the intro to last week's episode and later that
1:13.8	day, Matthew ate sand.
1:17.6	You're exactly right.
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