307: Ms. Pat Gets Stopped At the Border

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Ms. Pat traveled out of the country and got stopped at the border! She shares the story and tells Nikia why she's disappointed in him. Support the show, download the Ava app and get your first month for free. Just use the promo code PATDOWN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's White Boy Chris. If Pat Down's ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a T-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.6	Visit Miss Pat Comedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.4	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down. I'm here with Chris and Dion.
0:18.5	Yes, I am. And what we're doing today is Chris would like to cavity search me with his lips.
0:27.7	Finally, an accurate intro that's true to life and not made up.
0:31.9	Get that hand out of Chris face, Nike.
0:35.2	Yeah.
0:37.1	The one taking a cavity search on this episode was Nike. Poor man. Yeah. The one
0:37.8	taking a cavity
0:38.5	search on this
0:39.1	episode was
0:39.6	Nike.
0:40.3	Poor man.
0:42.3	Have you
0:43.7	ever smelled
0:44.3	Nike a booty?
0:45.5	Don't
0:45.8	nobody want
0:46.3	on them
0:46.8	them,
0:46.9	them cavities.
	...

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