#305: Hot Yoga Sucks And I Never Intended To Fucking Do It And I have No Interest In It Whatsoever But I'll Do It Anyway Because It's A Fucking Bet But This Is Ridiculous And I Don't Want To Do It (@AriShaffir)

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🗓️ 2 October 2017

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Ari goes to Hot Yoga. This is the worst thing to happen to anyone in the world in all of history. I want to do druuuuuuuugs! This sober Octobert stuff is moronic.

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0:00.0	I hope I die. I hope I die until I'm your fucking head.
0:02.1	And I know already if I do, you're gonna go,
0:04.0	oh well he did it wrong.
0:05.2	You're not gonna back down.
0:06.1	You're not gonna say I shouldn't have done that.
0:07.9	You're gonna say, well he did it wrong.
0:09.0	You should have fucking drank more water.
0:10.1	Fuck you. Fuck all of you.
0:11.2	I'm done with all of you.
0:12.0	We're not friends with any of you anymore.
0:13.5	Now let's bow, bow, mountain pose.
0:16.8	Down with facing dog.
0:19.0	Warrior pose.
0:21.0	Tree pose.
0:22.0	Ridge pose.
0:24.0	Triangle pose.
0:25.0	Seed it with.
0:27.0	Up with facing dog.
0:29.0	Pigeon pose.
0:30.0	In this bitch that's vulgar.
0:31.0	Fulgar.
0:32.0	That's yoga.
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