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Bertcast

# 306 - Chris D'Elia & ME

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.610.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2018

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Today on Bertcast I sit down with Chris D'Elia to talk about Family, virginity, hating school, Vine, standup, acting, Justin Bieber, breakups, internet trolls, Eminem, and much more!

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0:00.0

Oh

0:08.3

Hey guys brand new podcast and guess what my Netflix special secret time is streaming right now on Netflix

0:14.3

You can stream it live right now on Netflix secret time secret time. What's your favorite joke on secret time, Ila?

0:23.5

I'm not allowed to watch it. Oh, I wonder why why do you think you're not allowed to watch it?

0:28.7

Because it's inappropriate. Yeah, you think it's inappropriate. What do you think I tell jokes about you and I don't you just see it

0:35.3

Both both Ilas here by popular demand

0:39.4

Ila got great feedback about her reads last week totally everyone's like dude more with Ila

0:44.9

We're not gonna make this a regular thing

0:46.8

But if I was around and we're doing reads I just picked her up from school early

0:50.0

We thought we'd we'd let her sit in hearing you know

0:52.6

Tell mom about the fun that you and you and what's your name?

0:57.0

Charlotte we're having

0:59.0

Okay, so we went down the wrong side of the stairs and then who you and Charlotte yeah, and then we

1:07.4

were

1:09.9

A teacher told us

1:11.9

That we were going down the wrong side that I waited in the doorway for Charlotte because she was going down the stairs

1:18.3

And then she said I said Charlotte and then she said more such a rambles

1:24.1

Like put her glasses up and he was holding a book like a big nerd

1:30.3

Mm-hmm. How cute. I love Charlotte. She's a really sweet kid

1:33.4

I forgot it's really funny if you know the kids guys if you're wondering bro

1:37.6

Why would I have kids it's gems like these that you get dropped on your lap and just brighten your day

1:42.7

You're a little ball of sunshine Ila. I love you more than anything in the world. Do you know that?

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