We're back, motherfuckers. I'm high. I should tell you that right now. I'm not... I haven't been boozing a lot lately, and I want to sleep tonight. I have a fucking 4 a.m.

Pick up its open tabs. This is the podcast where I go through and I leave all my tabs open for the entire weekend, and there are a lot because we're gonna offer two weeks. We're back. That's why.

I was doing press for my special secret time on Netflix. It's streaming right now, everybody. So you go check it out. Secret time.

Brave reviews. Greg Fitzsimmons loved it. Ron Bennington loved it. Bobby Kelly loved it. Tom Sagura loved it. The accolades are pouring in and in. They said I'm gonna get a netflexie. It's a new award they give to shows. Very popular. We got hot news this week. I'm gonna go through close the tabs. My goal. My goal in this podcast is stay the fuck away from politics. I can't fucking help it because that is all the world gives a fuck about right now.

Serena was in a cartoon. By the way, I think all cartoons are racist. Let's get rid of cartoons entirely. You want to go to a caricature place on the boardwalk? You want to have fun of your Asian? That's a fucking blast. Yeah, I did. I told you this. I did a caricature thing for my show.

I heard the bonk. Bertha Conquer. Bertha Conquer. How's my hair look? I burnt the Conquer and they did a caricature of me and the guy was like, all right, sit down. And he drew it and he gave me big fucking lips, a big nose, a beady little eyes, sweating, bald, and my shirt busting open beer in one hand pretzel and the other. And I literally was like, I think I offended him, but I was like, is that how you see me? Is that what I look like to the average person?

And he was like, yeah, right? And everyone's laughing their ass off. You look like a fucking fool. I was like, yeah, but I'm right here. Like I asked for a piece of, I commissioned a piece of art for myself. And you made me look like a fucking dickhead. And then the whole bit was then we flipped flopped it. And I became the guy. Remind me to talk about the people on the boat. Yeah, people living on the boat. Yeah, the family on the boat.

And then I commissioned the thing I had to sit and draw pictures of people, right? I'm not a great artist. If I can do a caricature, right? I can take a look at you and find the things that maybe other people see, accentuate them, make you look ridiculous, much like, much like propaganda video in World War II.

First lady, this is down Asian lady and not like Asian lady. We're talking obviously we're the theme park from Asia. And I was like, pass next. Then a black guy says, down to go, pass hard pass, hard pass. He's with his whole fucking family.

I can do really to be my point is I'm not talking about politics. Although I would say, did you see? Let's find, let's stop Googling myself. Oh my God. What? I made the news. Which news? I don't know. I don't know if it's, I don't know certain if a Libyan month, don't let me forget Libyan month. Okay.

And we're not getting politics in this. I just have a simple question. I don't know why her co stars are icing her out. And then I put that online and a fucking media organization wrote an article about media, a Libyan month, those you don't know, a Libyan month, called out that one of the people hired on their show was a sexual offender for a child, a 14 year old and hit up a 14 year old line. I am not a big fan of that. I can't believe I'm really stepping out on a limb here.

If you fuck around with children, I don't fuck around with you because I have little girls. Let me tell you something. There are fucking rules. I don't swim in the pool and the girls are swimming like if it's all George and her friends, I'm getting the pool. By the way, I also swim in a speedo so that that would be pretty aggressive. Like all they have to say is George is dad got the pool of speedo and every dad's like out of the pool.

But yeah, I don't I have a lot of rules. I'm I'm I'm pretty strict with my intimacy with my own daughters. I this these are my rules. These aren't your rules. I don't kiss them on the lips. I give them a lot of privacy. They're their own little wing.

A wing is a big word for what they have. That's like watching the real world and going. I watched a documentary the other day and does the real world still on?

No, no. By the way, this should be posted and I recorded this in 1997 before YouTube is even out. What YouTube? What's that? Anyway, I did a company Zoom culture was going to be the first YouTube. I was on the ground level stockholder.

Didn't work out. Nope. Anyway, sexual predators. I definitely draw the line with just casual interaction.

I'm very casual casual stuff. Can't say stuff like to a kid like you look beautiful. No, you're not gonna say that. I'm really fucked up about it. But that's just because I just.

I'm like Henry Cavill on set.

I don't even fuck with anybody. And if you can't understand the nuance of that, then you're fucked. Then I got my eyes on you, motherfucker.

If you can't understand the nuance of that, then you're out of your fucking mind. I do not. That is how Adam and I am. Now I sound like Val Protest too much. Do you fuck kids, Bert?

But so the four she fucked her out with a 14 year old line tried to lure in.

Uh-uh out of the pool. And then Libby and Mun had a scene with him finds out his sexual predator calls him out. Fox or whatever the studio is.

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