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🗓️ 20 September 2018
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Today on Open Tabs I go through my internet search history for the week and talk about egg salad sandwiches, tv show hosts, Kirsten and Danny, Katt Williams, Norm Macdonald, and we check in on the steak king Paul Baldwin.
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0:00.0 | Hey guys, brand new open tabs. If you're not from a movie the show we're a faith-based organization |
0:18.6 | that basically makes sure that open tabs left at bars are covered by us to basically |
0:23.9 | the general public. So you leave a tab open on accident, leave your card, we're not going |
0:27.5 | to let them charge a card. What we're going to do is we're going to cover that tab and that's |
0:31.4 | our organization. I'm just kidding. Hey, by the way, I'm having none of this. I've not |
0:36.4 | drank in a while and something's going on with me. I feel really fucking good. We were just |
0:41.0 | talking off air. Sober October is coming around the corner. I talked to Tommy Buns. Guess |
0:44.2 | what? This is official. This is official. Tommy Buns is in for a full sober October with |
0:49.5 | 15 hot yogas. You got it, Rogan. I'm bringing the whole team back together. Now we got |
0:54.5 | to switch the Jew. If you first listen to this, you probably think I'm being racist. I'm |
0:59.1 | not. The Jew is my friend. Do I ever tell you a story about Coddy and my sister going to |
1:04.1 | Fox on her first day? Guys, hilarious story. Edit here and I'll tell you when to edit out |
1:08.8 | and edit. My sister Coddy got a job at Fox first day is for publicity and they send her. |
1:14.8 | This is a fun story. They send her all the, they're like, listen, you're going to get a lot |
1:19.6 | of emails about screeners. That's what your job will entail. Don't worry about it. We'll |
1:23.8 | take care of it. Just tell everyone to email. Sam is it was it Sam Jews in the studio |
1:35.6 | story. Have you heard of this story? And so Coddy goes, okay, this is her first day at Fox |
1:39.7 | and everyone's emailing her. I need my screeners. I need my screeners. She's like, all right, |
1:43.3 | the guy goes to listen, just write one format email and then cut and paste it to all the |
1:46.4 | emails and send it out. So Coddy writes it out. I can't help you. It's my first down the |
1:50.6 | lot. If you need help with screeners, speak to Sam Jews in the studio store. Sam Jews |
1:55.8 | will help you. Oh, his name was Tim Jews. I'm sorry. Tim Jews, Tim Jews will help you. |
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