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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3056 Snitches Get Best Wishes

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2019

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Gary Larson talks to the New York Times about the future of the Far Side, and Adam Driver walks out on Terry Gross in the middle of a Fresh Air interview. Plus, Luke and Andrew ask the Tens of Listeners for some help with a special project.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

So how did you two love rats meet? Oh, it's a fun story. I was working on this project tearing down a condemned bar called the desert rash

0:08.0

I went into meet with the contractors and Diana is sitting at the bar drinking a seven and seven and seven

0:13.1

Seven shots of sebum seven and seven minutes. It's Diana's morning drink. Oh, that's right

0:18.2

It was very early in the morning. Well, this little spitfire finds out it's me who's closing down the bar next thing

0:24.2

I know she's got a knife to my face

0:27.2

I would have been scared if she hadn't been the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen in my life

0:30.8

So how'd you and Ellen are become friends? Let's just say that we

0:35.2

lived in the same neighborhood. Oh

0:39.3

What a fun way to say a normal thing

0:47.4

Thank you so much for letting us wrap. Don't hesitate. Feel free to clap. What's your question?

0:53.7

How much milk do I have to drink to be big enough to be quarterback?

1:00.1

Drink is much milk is your little belly can hold

1:16.5

Wait, what so what was the exact question? I don't worry about it. We'll move on. It's all fine

1:24.2

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everybody to a Wednesday edition of TBTL show that just might be too beautiful to live

1:37.2

It's an audio files nightmare. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host as J. Let's say you've got a flow

1:42.8

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center perched atop

1:46.8

Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington

1:50.1

The Bay City

1:53.8

So interesting weather day here. It's

1:56.9

Gray and cloudy, but also the horizon as I look over Lake Watcomans call a commount

2:02.5

There's a clearing. I could just see the tippy top of Mount Baker. I

2:07.7

Don't know what direction that means we're going in today in terms of the the weather

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