This is Richard Split, and I'm here to say you should leave a message for me every day.

Your name, your number, and what you need. Now I'll get back to you, yes indeed.

It's wait for the beat. You know how to do it. Then lay it around.

Ah, listen to it. Unless I'm asleep or lost my phone, either way, wait for the tone.

Which you'll hear soon, unless this is broken, so I may not hear a single word you've spoken.

So send an email or text me to to increase the odds that I'll connect with you.

I don't want people saying, uh, Andrew's a hero, or, you know, Andrew, he's king feminist to please.

Yeah, no one would ever say that about you.

Oh. Um, what kind of rap do you do? Are you, like, sort of, syncing a rap, like,

bone thugs and harmony, or you more like, street, like, Will Smith?

You might not be saying, hey, we cool, but your eyes are like, no, we not.

Nice to meet you. No, it's not.

So good.

So is the story of this situation is it's extremely personal.

Well, hello. Good morning, and welcome to a Tuesday edition of TBT all the show that just might

be too beautiful to live. It is our turn. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

purchase the top Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

Oh, my God, guys, we're crushing it.

It's episode. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. We're going to do math in my head on the fly.

It's a very special episode of the show.

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