304: How You Like Your Pootang?

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Ms. Pat tries to read the Bible and tells Deon what the Coldplay cheaters did wrong. She flew private and asked an audience what they like on their pootang. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's White Boy Chris.
0:01.1	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us. Get bonus content, a T-shirt, or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography. Visit Miss Pat Comedy.com for the link to the Patreon. And while you're there, join our Facebook group. Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down, and I'm here with my good friend, Dion. We ain't got Chris today, because we're on a cracker break. Yes we are.
0:01.7	Yeah, there go. with my good friend Dion. We ain't got Chris today because we're on a cracker break.
0:21.8	Yes, we are.
0:24.7	Not a white people break.
0:26.3	We're on a cracker break.
0:27.8	And Chris is at the beach.
0:30.9	Literally.
0:31.9	At the beach.
0:32.5	Yes.
0:33.0	He's at the beach when his kids eating sand.
0:39.9	This is probably true.
0:41.4	They probably do eat sand.
0:43.6	The little one, I'm for sure, is got to put it in his mouth.
0:49.2	No, Chris is on vacation, y'all, so I decided, hey, why not just have a podcast?
0:54.1	Anyway, but I really am on a cracker break
0:55.7	but i love my good white people good white people i love y'all i crackers i don't got time for y'all
1:02.0	inwards i ain't got time for y'all good black people i love y'all so that i want y'all to know
1:07.7	that my feeling for crackers and inwards is equally the same.
1:13.0	I'm on a break.
1:14.1	I can't take no more news.
1:15.8	I can't look down my feed and see who did this and see I'm tired.
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