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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2019
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
A TV commercial for a stationary bike (or "motionless bike" in Andrew's parlance) is angering the internet. Plus, Luke shares a behind-the-scenes text chain involving Seahawks football plans and disc golf. And listener Rachel shares her incredible "Denver Dossier" in an attempt to lure TBTL to her town.
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| 0:00.0 | We have an amazing relationship. We both have so much in common. We both love soup and |
| 0:07.9 | We love the outdoors |
| 0:11.0 | We love snow peas and |
| 0:16.6 | Talking and not talking |
| 0:21.1 | We could not talk or talk forever and |
| 0:25.3 | Still find things to not talk about |
| 0:28.3 | TVTL |
| 0:34.3 | This thing turns out to be half as important as I figured it just might be. I'd say that you're all in line for some |
| 0:42.3 | Important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over |
| 0:46.3 | Let me take off my assistant skirt and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince of Tides |
| 0:52.1 | Ask masking therapist Pantsuit. Do not put that on the imaginary readers show. Hey, I've learned a lesson here |
| 0:58.9 | But I hope you all have too about the vitality of shared experience |
| 1:04.5 | We will all remember this moment for the rest of our lives. It was dramatic. It was visual. It was stupid |
| 1:10.5 | It was stupid, but it was also theater. Oh |
| 1:18.4 | All right, hello good morning and welcome everybody |
| 1:22.1 | To a Tuesday edition of TVTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:26.2 | Good morning today as a wonderful day. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host |
| 1:31.1 | brother, who are you? |
| 1:33.1 | What are you doing coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center |
| 1:38.0 | Perchstop, Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City |
| 1:42.6 | It's episode three thousand and forty-five in a collector's series |
| 1:46.2 | We've got all kinds of things to discuss with you at the fun begin |
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