#3044 Roll The Pain Away

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Andrew has joined the much-celebrated inline skating community. Plus, Tesla drivers find a way to sleep behind the wheel of a moving car using an orange.
. . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.

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0:00.0	What is Bitcoin? Bitcoin is a hair-pair digital currency. It's a novice and it's decentralized.
0:05.0	It's a way of making money through peers. It's tracking each and every Bitcoin on a public pleasure called the blockchain.
0:11.0	Since the leverage is a public record, everyone knows that Bitcoin is associated with Jesus' count and prevents anyone from spending money there and there.
0:18.0	That's why Bitcoin is attracted to millions of players.
0:21.0	How much sex? My own self? Even the Winklevoss Twint. Want to try a Bitcoin for yourself? Same hair? And better than digital currency? For sure, it's a coin thing.
0:29.0	And somewhere, it's a US dollar at least for now.
0:38.0	I can't understand a word you said the whole time.
0:41.0	Do you eat some peanut butter or something?
0:43.0	Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof here, man.
0:45.0	We're just a bunch of savages, right?
0:47.0	When I like your fancy California friends, you're George Clooney and you're California raisins.
0:53.0	If you're warning, I'm party pretty hard.
0:56.0	I've been working party since I was 13. I was like the huntress Thompson of our midst was...
1:00.0	I thought that was some of the funniest shit I've heard you guys do it a long time. I was L-O-L-A.
1:06.0	How can they say this about me? I don't believe it. I show them. I record everything.
1:17.0	Alright, hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L.
1:21.0	Is it too early to finish sandwich?
1:23.0	The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
1:28.0	Okay, guys. Can we get to this jockeying?
1:31.0	Coming to you from the offices of Walsh Walsh and Dormat in the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington.
1:37.0	It's episode 3,044. In a collector's series.
1:41.0	So much to discuss with you here on this Monday.
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