Ladies and gentlemen, happy Fourth of July. Welcome to the Tim Dylan show. It is summer. I am here in my final form

sitting next to the luckiest person in show business

Benjamin Avery

My best Fourth of July memory was what an uncle of mine. We had a great Fourth of July party at

My uncle's house every single year and one of his brothers

was offended because I think somebody called his wife a name. I think they said she's a Jew

Now this is what happened. It's Irish family of drugs and he tried

He was gonna drive home drunk, but what they did was they like took the air out of his tires

They went out they did a whole thing and they were like hitting his car his tire like it was crazy and me in a

Friend just kind of watched this from behind a bush and we watched my family take the air out of this guy's tire

So he literally could not drive home because there was a big fight about his wife

They're since divorced

Fun Fourth of July memory because it's independent states freedom. It's it's important that people go out there

They put some meat on the grill and they take they just you know again take stock of where they are and what they have and

It's the summer is in full swing and people are happy out there and you know, I mean it's it's we're back

We're back baby America's back and nothing is gonna keep us down not the crime or the gas prices the unemployment the lack of money

the family structure that's rapidly dissolving

You know the rise of militias

Nothing will keep us down. I mean we're back in business in a serious way

Isn't that the way you feel? Oh, yeah, we're back. It's gonna be a great summer. What's going on out there?

This is making it great. Well, there's actually things that are not making it great. Well wait what what I

Was just sort of agreeing with you, but actually I don't really have any information to support that claim

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