305 - Summer In America
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
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🗓️ 3 July 2022
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Tim talks about his favorite summer memories, the lifeguard shortage, tips for beating the heat, and the offensive "pro gay" corporations like Postmates and Burger King.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. They're coming for the vapes. They're coming for the nicotine. They're coming for the cigarettes. I have been clean silver dry |
| 0:10.6 | from the cigarette for 17 days. My last cigarette was on Monday, May 6th. I had a bronchial event that was not COVID. It was a sickness, which has been a blessing in disguise. It has kept me |
| 0:22.9 | from the temptation of smoking again. Are you proud of me? You don't say much. No, no, I am. I'm proud of you. Yeah, I've told you off my come |
| 0:30.9 | proud. Oh, it is great. Tell me on my call. Tell me publicly in front of other people. Thank you, stranger. We've never met clapping in the gas |
| 0:38.8 | digital studio again here for a few weeks while we get things going. We have, of course, I'll be back in the Los Angeles studio |
| 0:48.1 | relatively soon. We'll be back there. Tell everybody a little bit about this because they are trying to get rid of cigarettes. This is a big push now. And it's coordinated. They're getting rid of the |
| 1:01.4 | jewel. Well, they're getting it yesterday. It targets the kids. Isn't that what they're saying? Yeah, they're getting rid of the jewel because it's marketed to kids. |
| 1:12.1 | Who are Oreos marketed to? You know, they're taking every means that you have to relax. They're, they're, you're heading into the worst economic climate that there's been in 10 plus years, maybe more. |
| 1:30.1 | And they're taking every little bit of peace from you, including your jewel. So why are they, you know more about jewels than me. |
| 1:41.1 | Yeah. So jewel is it's a Nick salt in I see salt. Don't say that word on the show. Well, that's what it is. Because we'll get thrown right off if you keep that up. |
| 1:51.1 | Well, so it they were they're, they're removed jewel from the stores immediately. It reviewed it reviewed the company's pre-market tobacco product applications in terms of jewels lab studies findings had insufficient and conflicting data, including regarding |
| 2:08.1 | genotoxicity and potentially harmful chemicals leaching from the company's proprietary e-liquid pods that have not been adequately addressed. And since 2018 they've been, they've sued them. I believe a South Carolina sued them in one of bunch of money because they've been targeting children. Really this is just a push to |
| 2:26.1 | to the targets kids with the flavors. Yeah, so they cool cucumber cream brulee. There was a mango there. Jewel is a thing where somebody blows it and you think you're having a stroke because you smell like blueberries. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I was thought somebody would blow. |
| 2:44.1 | It's like the caterpillar the caterpillar from Allison Wonderland where they'd be like, who are you? And then just a plume of smoke would fill a subway cart and you'd be like, am I is this it? And then you go, oh, somebody's jueling and it would be like pumpkin pie. Jewel flavor. So they're getting rid of that. |
| 3:03.1 | They're also getting rid of nicotine in cigarettes. Well, what's the point now Joe Biden is trying to get rid of nicotine. By the way, I have called this we've called it before. It's over. They're going to when you travel outside of America cigarettes in places like the UK and Australia are all packaged with this very alarmist packaging where you will see babies born. |
| 3:32.1 | Dead low birth weight. You'll see scarred lungs on the package on the actual Bobby just pull up a UK cigarette package to show people or an Australian cigarette package. They really want you to think twice before buying cigarettes cigarettes also in Australia $50. Yeah. And in the UK, there are a lot of money too, but in Canada. |
| 3:57.1 | In the UK and in Australia, the packaging of the cigarettes themselves is disturbing like when you buy it, you look at it and they show like somebody just had a stroke. Yeah, take a look at those. These are this is how they package cigarettes outside of America and the cost of cigarettes outside of America is prohibitively high. |
| 4:25.1 | I do believe we're heading for some type of ban or another big spike in cost of cigarettes is that unfounded is my belief unfounded no by May 2020 2023. It looks like they're going to restrict. They're going to put a cap on how much nicotine can be in a cigarette. |
| 4:46.1 | I used to smoke Marlboro lights, which is not a lot of nicotine right. Yeah, it's a little smoke in Marlboro lights. You're okay. But they're not they're capping that at what they don't know yet. They're going to bring it way down to the to the point where it's really not addictive. |
| 5:01.1 | Oh, that's the goal. So to the point where you're no longer addicted to a cigarette, right, you don't get hooked, but then there's going to be the hard stuff that you can get on the streets, the black market dark web cigarettes. Wow. |
| 5:19.1 | Well, it's better to not smoke, but it is very cool to smoke, especially when you're young and very sexy. And if you are a teenager and you're listening to this show, there's nothing better than smoking a cigarette. |
| 5:33.1 | Truly, if you can enjoy that, if you don't have asthma or something to be 17 and smoking is beautiful. That's what life should be when you're in college, you're 19 if you're not smoking a bot, you're a fucking idiot. |
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