303 - Meeting In The Woods
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2022
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show for the guest digital studio in New York City. |
| 0:06.0 | The original home of the show that you are now watching, Ben Avery is with us. |
| 0:13.7 | The economy is tanking. |
| 0:16.1 | I feel silly that I spent $50,000 on the sunglasses that you're looking at right now. |
| 0:25.9 | $50,000. |
| 0:26.9 | I feel like I'm going to be a little bit more honest. |
| 0:29.9 | Stupid about that. |
| 0:31.2 | There is a diamond in the middle of the 50,000 dollars. |
| 0:40.1 | These sunglasses once belonged to Dodie Alphayed. |
| 0:44.9 | You know, Dodie Alphayed is. |
| 0:46.5 | Look up Dodie Alphayed. |
| 0:49.2 | These were his sunglasses. |
| 0:51.2 | RIP. |
| 0:52.2 | RIP. |
| 0:53.2 | Who was he for the retards audience? |
| 0:57.3 | It don't know anything. |
| 0:58.6 | He was a transcription film producer and the son of billionaire Muhammad Alphayed. |
| 1:03.0 | How did he die? |
| 1:04.0 | He was the romantic partner of Diana, Princess of Wales, when he put Diana, Car crash in |
| 1:07.8 | Paris. |
| 1:08.8 | And the sunglasses were taken off his head. |
| 1:11.2 | They were sent to an auction house and I have them now. |
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