Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I'm Tim, J.R. Mom, joined us

always by J.R. Dad. Hi. How's it going, J.R. Dad? Good. How many dogs are on top of your

body right now? Two, but I'm also touching guac, so it's three. It's the fourth of July.

Booms have begun. There's been like three booms, extremely distant booms, distant

neighborhood booms. But the thunder boys, Brody and Remy are after

vanc started barking like a little nut job. This is new. Vanc didn't use to care as

much and now she's like, I'm just gonna bark. It doesn't freak me out, but I'm

gonna make sure everyone else has freaked out. So anyway, there's gonna be a lot of

panting on this. There we are. We've tried various medications and cocktails on Brody and Remy.

Remy's gonna pass out pretty soon because I gave him President with dinner. Remy,

you're a science experiment. Brody, you're a bit of a science experiment. The problem is like if we

give two transidones to Remy, he eventually kind of zonks out and sleeps and he's real tired

the next day. That's not the problem. If we give two transidones to Brody, he will also zonk out

into like three or four of him and then he starts barking. He goes panting barking. He's

like super anxious. He kind of wanders around. Cannot be calmed down. He has a complete anxiety

attack. So we just defer the anxiety to later if we give him two transidones. You know those ads

with the drugs where they just read all the side effects. I think he gets all of them for

transidone. All of them in like right away. It's like anxiety, you know, cross-eyed, droopy ears,

twitchy tail. He gets all of those. Uncontrollable barking. Uncontrollable barking.

So anyway, that's that. There we are. All right, the cocktail of the week this week was sent to us by

a friend of the squad, midlife midwife. Is this the not the name of the cocktail? That's the

username. It's a good username. Good job. The cocktail is not good. It is the beef fizz.

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