303. Goodbye to Hopps

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🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi everyone, welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom, joined us
0:14.0	always by GRD. Yes, hello. How's it going, GRD? Fine. Yeah, indeed. The cocktail of this is
0:21.6	going to be like a rules-ish podcast. I'm getting a little bit of hives at that
0:27.0	description, but I'm going to let it go. The cocktail of the week this week is the Mosquito,
0:35.2	which is a fantastic name when you hear how it was derived. It's a mojito, but with Scotch instead of rum,
0:44.2	so mojito with Scotch Mosquito. So good, so good. But honestly, we both just wanted regular
0:52.7	mojitos. That's what we're drinking. Because we like rum. Delish. Yeah, but in concept, you could put
0:59.6	Scotch in there and call it the Mosquito. Yeah, I will do that at some point. I hate mosquitoes.
1:06.0	I know, but you might like... I mean, you also hate Scotch, but you might like... This could be
1:09.7	something where I just have a... I really start from a hole, and the drink could be it better,
1:15.6	be really good to dig itself out. We have a nice bottle of Scotch that our friend Cody gave us
1:22.0	that's not PD at all. And when we're done podcasting, I'll make the Mosquito with that,
1:32.7	and we'll see how it goes. Yeah, I don't like mosquitoes. I'm just saying this is going to be...
1:37.6	I'm not an impartial judge of this one. Yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. Let's talk about hops.
1:45.6	Yep. So, you and Hopper had your honeymoon in Niagara Falls. Second honeymoon. I think is maybe
1:56.6	the greatest trip of her entire life. Oh, she had a great time. Her getting petted by a bunch of
2:02.7	people and tourists at Niagara Falls who were super excited to see her in that red cart must have
2:08.6	also be a highlight. She really enjoyed it. She would like wag. I'm sorry. Having five days where
2:14.8	she thought you had finally left me and the two of you had just run away together, like she had
2:21.8	always wanted to be, I think, was probably the highlight. Yes. Has been a theme. Finally, the
2:26.6	lady is gone. Has been a theme. You picked me in her life. When she was a puppy, I do remember,
2:33.5	she used to like... She used to be able to jump on the bed and she'd hop on the bed and like,
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