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The Golden Ratio Podcast

302. Garbanzo

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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0:00.0

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jent, G.R. Mom, joined us

0:14.4

always by G.R. Dad. How's it going, G.R. Dad? Pretty good. Excellent. Excellent. The cocktail

0:20.0

of the week this week was sent to us by a friend of the squad, Lauren. It is called the Golden

0:24.6

Ratio. She sent me a picture of a menu for drinks that had the Golden Ratio on it. It says we

0:32.9

immediately sued them out of existence for using our name. Oh no, that was me. All right, this

0:38.7

drink, the Golden Ratio was created by or is at least attributed to Elliot Humes, Makai Island,

0:46.7

Kitchen and the Groggery 2023. The Golden Ratio, also known as the Golden or Divine Proportion,

0:54.1

is a ratio between two numbers that equals approximately 1.618. That has nothing to do with this

0:59.6

stunning cocktail other than the Divine part. Featuring Caruba Dark and the Funk Jamaican Rums,

1:05.9

Raspberry Serup, Blood Orange Juice, Orgiyat and Cinnamon Demerara Serup. What does this say here?

1:13.8

Oh, Pythagoras. And DaVinci would have been impressed. 13 dollars. And then has one little skull

1:21.3

after it. And I don't know what that means, but one of the drinks above has two little skulls

1:25.5

after it. Is it better or worse to have more skulls? Depends on how you want to feel the next day,

1:31.8

perhaps. Maybe that's how you feel the next day. I can't see the name of the cocktail above.

1:38.0

But it's like clearly a teaky drink, like there's a picture of kind of a teaky mug. And it says

1:43.4

taste our tribute to originality and innovation with a mix of Lemon Heart 1804 Demerara rum,

1:49.5

St. Elizabeth Allspice Lacor, John D. Taylor's Velvet Follernum, Coconut Cream, Cinnamon Demerara Serup

1:56.4

and lime juice on the rocks with a lime wheel. 13 dollars. Served in the Bonser Lighthouse mug

2:03.4

add $35. Mug only $40. Two skulls. Who knows? It's cheaper to buy the drink with the mug than

2:14.2

just the mug. It's $35 extra to get the mug with the drink, which makes it $48 or you can get

2:23.2

just the mug for $40. Got it. That's the mug. When it's served in the mug, you get to keep the mug.

2:31.8

It would be dumb to have to pay $35 extra if you do not get to keep it. I assume that's implied.

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