302: Vulgaritable Edition (and a half)

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2018

⏱️ 90 minutes

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On this week's special extra length episode, we reveal just how much good got done without god, our google alert about "Gwyneth Paltrow news" sent a singing telegram with a 30-piece drumline, and Tom and Cecil will be here to get vulgaritable one more time. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Guest Links: Check out Opening Arguments here: https://openargs.com/ Check out Cognitive Dissonance here: http://dissonancepod.com/ Check out How to Heretic here: https://howtoheretic.com/podcast/ --- Headlines: Survey: Religion becoming less important to Americans: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/20/survey-finds-that-religion-is-becoming-less-meaningful-in-the-lives-of-americans/ NCAA Says Lesbian Athlete, Disowned by Parents, Can Keep GoFundMe Cash: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/19/ncaa-says-lesbian-athlete-disowned-by-parents-can-keep-gofundme-cash/ Baptist Hate-Preacher Claims “Hanukkah is a Deception from Hell”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/26/baptist-hate-preacher-hanukkah-is-a-deception-from-hell/ Gwyneth Paltrow in talks to get her own Goop show on Netflix: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6407973/Gwyneth-Paltrows-Goop-getting-Netflix-treatment-wellness-oriented-TV-series-talks.html https://shop.goop.com/shop/collection/the-2018-goop-gift-guides

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0:00.0	Warning, this episode contains so much vulgarity, it needed extra vulgarians.
0:04.6	This week's episode of The Scavying Atheist is brought to you by Stamps.com.
0:10.6	Blue Apron and by raising a shit ton of money for charity.
0:16.3	How much money? A shit ton.
0:18.5	Woo! And now The Scavying Atheist.
0:22.3	Hey, West, you're home late today from school.
0:24.8	Yeah, I was talking to my entropology teacher. We were discussing human origins.
0:28.9	Did you say we evolved from filthy monkey men?
0:31.6	I did. Oh yeah, speaking of which I have this paper for you to sign, this paper, and this one from the principal.
0:39.2	Right. Stupid monkey men.
0:59.4	Ah! It's Thursday.
1:03.6	It's November 29th.
1:05.3	And I've already put up my Christmas decorations.
1:08.3	Your Hitler.
1:09.4	Two votes.
1:10.6	I mean, I did too. I just agree that you're Hitler.
1:13.0	I'm no illusions.
1:14.5	Ami Lai Bosnick.
1:15.5	Also Hitler. He thinned right.
1:18.0	And from Corpse Chris Christie New Jersey.
1:21.0	Cincinnati Swing State.
1:22.2	And Good Husband Georgia.
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