303: Larry, Curly, and Moses Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2018
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, we arm ourselves for the War on Christmas, we learn that Barron Trump was conceived while Melania was laying down under a sex-doll of Donald like a handmaid, and Biblepiece Theater will be here to remind you that there are still sixty-five books left in this damn thing.
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Headlines:
Atheists and Theocrats locked in battle over courthouse decorations: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/03/oh-mayor-reluctantly-removes-christian-displays-saying-atheists-have-a-point/
The War on Christmas is Over. Christmas Lost.
https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/29/the-war-on-christmas-is-over-christmas-lost/
India’s Interfaith Couples Now Have Help to Avoid the Wrath of Family Members: https://www.npr.org/2018/11/22/661830695/when-indias-interfaith-couples-encounter-threats-love-commandos-come-to-their-ai https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/23/indias-interfaith-couples-now-have-help-to-avoid-the-wrath-of-family-members/
Hijabs and Yarmulkes Will Be Allowed in Congress, But What About Colanders?
Catholic church: “Oh THESE rapists”
Trump announced as savior of Christmas and Melania reveals terrifying decorations: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/29/ryan-zinke-donald-trump-is-the-man-who-brought-christmas-back-to-america/ https://www.vox.com/2018/11/27/18113451/melania-trump-white-house-christmas-decorations-meme-2018
This Week in Misogyny:
5 years in jail for a revealing dress
OK Legislator Files Bill to Put Women in Jail for Life if They Have an Abortion
Judge Throws Out Charges Against Doctor Who Mutilated Genitalia of 100 Girls: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/21/judge-throws-out-charges-against-doctor-who-mutilated-genitalia-of-100-girls/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Morning, the following podcast contains adult content, adult language, mild violence, drug |
| 0:04.8 | use, full-frontal nudity, pigeon noises, and unreliable lists. |
| 0:09.2 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the Sentinel-leased |
| 0:13.8 | tourism bureau. |
| 0:15.1 | Are you a Christian missionary without enough money for a return ticket? |
| 0:18.5 | Then do we have the vacation for you? |
| 0:21.7 | And now The Skating Atheist. |
| 0:23.7 | Hello, this is Colin from the Evil League of Teachers. |
| 0:27.2 | If you did your reading outside of Texas, you will in fact know that we did evolve from |
| 0:32.8 | filthy monkey men. |
| 0:34.8 | Eli, take that of your... come see me after class. |
| 0:57.2 | It's Thursday. |
| 1:01.9 | It's December 6th and it's National Microwave Day. |
| 1:06.5 | Because if you had the will to cook, wouldn't be doing it for one. |
| 1:10.3 | I know illusions. |
| 1:12.0 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:13.7 | Heathen right. |
| 1:15.2 | And from New York's dangler New Jersey Cincinnati Swing State and Good Husband Georgia, this |
| 1:21.6 | Skating Atheist. |
| 1:23.5 | This week's episode, we arm ourselves for the war on Christmas. |
| 1:27.5 | We learned that Baron Trump was conceived while Melania was laying down under a fuck-doll |
| 1:32.2 | of Donald like a henchman. |
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