303: Larry, Curly, and Moses Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, we arm ourselves for the War on Christmas, we learn that Barron Trump was conceived while Melania was laying down under a sex-doll of Donald like a handmaid, and Biblepiece Theater will be here to remind you that there are still sixty-five books left in this damn thing. --- For tickets to our live show in Dallas, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Guest Links: Check out the Evil League of Teachers blog here: www.evilleagueofteachers.com --- Headlines: Atheists and Theocrats locked in battle over courthouse decorations: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/03/oh-mayor-reluctantly-removes-christian-displays-saying-atheists-have-a-point/ The War on Christmas is Over. Christmas Lost. https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/29/the-war-on-christmas-is-over-christmas-lost/ India’s Interfaith Couples Now Have Help to Avoid the Wrath of Family Members: https://www.npr.org/2018/11/22/661830695/when-indias-interfaith-couples-encounter-threats-love-commandos-come-to-their-ai https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/23/indias-interfaith-couples-now-have-help-to-avoid-the-wrath-of-family-members/ Hijabs and Yarmulkes Will Be Allowed in Congress, But What About Colanders? https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/26/hijabs-and-yarmulkes-will-be-allowed-in-congress-but-what-about-colanders/ Catholic church: “Oh THESE rapists” https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/30/catholic-church-outs-38-nebraska-clergymen-as-credibly-accused-child-sex-abusers/ Trump announced as savior of Christmas and Melania reveals terrifying decorations: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/29/ryan-zinke-donald-trump-is-the-man-who-brought-christmas-back-to-america/ https://www.vox.com/2018/11/27/18113451/melania-trump-white-house-christmas-decorations-meme-2018 --- This Week in Misogyny: 5 years in jail for a revealing dress https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/02/egyptian-actress-could-spent-five-years-in-jail-for-wearing-revealing-dress/ OK Legislator Files Bill to Put Women in Jail for Life if They Have an Abortion https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/30/ok-legislator-files-bill-to-put-women-in-jail-for-life-if-they-have-an-abortion/ Judge Throws Out Charges Against Doctor Who Mutilated Genitalia of 100 Girls: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/21/judge-throws-out-charges-against-doctor-who-mutilated-genitalia-of-100-girls/

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0:00.0	Morning, the following podcast contains adult content, adult language, mild violence, drug
0:04.8	use, full-frontal nudity, pigeon noises, and unreliable lists.
0:09.2	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the Sentinel-leased
0:13.8	tourism bureau.
0:15.1	Are you a Christian missionary without enough money for a return ticket?
0:18.5	Then do we have the vacation for you?
0:21.7	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:23.7	Hello, this is Colin from the Evil League of Teachers.
0:27.2	If you did your reading outside of Texas, you will in fact know that we did evolve from
0:32.8	filthy monkey men.
0:34.8	Eli, take that of your... come see me after class.
0:57.2	It's Thursday.
1:01.9	It's December 6th and it's National Microwave Day.
1:06.5	Because if you had the will to cook, wouldn't be doing it for one.
1:10.3	I know illusions.
1:12.0	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:13.7	Heathen right.
1:15.2	And from New York's dangler New Jersey Cincinnati Swing State and Good Husband Georgia, this
1:21.6	Skating Atheist.
1:23.5	This week's episode, we arm ourselves for the war on Christmas.
1:27.5	We learned that Baron Trump was conceived while Melania was laying down under a fuck-doll
1:32.2	of Donald like a henchman.
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