301: Kids' Table Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, we yell all the things you wish you could yell around the Thanksgiving table, Pat Robertson's face traps a mosquito and a Spicy Cheeto for the scientists of the future, and we’ll crack open Case for Christ just so you can be thankful you didn’t. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Headlines: Bad magician turns out to be christian https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/04/atheist-group-calls-for-investigation-after-il-schools-religious-revival-event/ Matthew Whitaker thinks judges need “Biblical view” of justice: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/08/trumps-pick-to-replace-sessions-thinks-judges-need-a-biblical-view-of-justice/ Orthodox Jewish parents sue school to force admission of unvaccinated kids: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/03/orthodox-jewish-parents-sue-school-to-force-admission-of-unvaccinated-child/ Losing assed Loser Kim Davis to pursue a Christian ministry: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/10/after-election-loss-anti-gay-ky-clerk-kim-davis-will-pursue-christian-ministry/ “Ex-gay” therapist who promotes conversion therapy found on gay dating apps: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/08/ex-gay-therapist-who-pushes-conversion-therapy-found-on-gay-dating-apps/ Parents form prayer circle over gay stage kiss in Shakespeare play for high schoolers: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/12/parents-formed-prayer-circle-over-gay-stage-kiss-in-play-for-high-schoolers/ P-Robes to non-profit leader: Pray with volunteers whether they like it or not: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/11/08/pat-robertson-tells-non-profit-leader-to-pray-with-her-uncomfortable-volunteers/

Transcript

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0:00.0	One, the profanity starts in three, two, fuck.
0:04.8	This week's episode of The Scathing Atheist is brought to you by Robin Hood.
0:09.9	And by not punching that family member right in their mouth.
0:14.2	Hey, hey, you can do it.
0:16.6	You can do it.
0:20.3	And now, the Scathing Atheist.
0:22.9	Hi, I'm Nicholas Cage, and I literally say yes to every film I'm ever offered.
0:29.4	But despite starring in the straight to DVD, Rapture-based Traverse T left behind,
0:35.0	I can assure you that we did, in fact, evolve from Filthate.
0:39.6	Monkey man.
0:59.4	It's Thanksgiving in the US.
1:03.4	And I'm thankful to be an atheist.
1:05.6	Wrong show.
1:06.6	They don't own gratitude.
1:07.6	Heath.
1:08.6	I'm no illusions.
1:10.6	Ami Lai Bosnick.
1:11.6	I'm Heath Henry.
1:13.2	And from Trailer Ham, New Jersey.
1:15.6	Since the 90s swing state.
1:17.0	And Good Husband Georgia, this is The Scathing Atheist.
1:20.6	All of this week's episode, we yell the things you wish you could right now.
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