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Streetwise Hebrew

300th Episode Special! Hebrew Bloopers From Around the World

Streetwise Hebrew

TLV1 Studios

Language Learning, Judaism, Religion & Spirituality, Education

4.9 โ€ข 1.1K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 7 July 2020

โฑ๏ธ 25 minutes

๐Ÿงพ๏ธ Download transcript

Summary

Join us in celebrating our 300th episode with the best ืคืกืคื•ืกื™ื (fisfusim), bloopers, by Hebrew learners from around the world.

Learning Hebrew can be difficult. And we Israelis, who often swallow certain letters when we speak or don't pronounce our words clearly, sure don't make it any easier. So as a student trying to understand and speak the language, you're bound to make mistakes. And that's okay. The most important part is not letting your fear stop you from trying. Speaking Hebrew is and forever will be fun and exciting.

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Listen to the All-Hebrew Version of this Episode

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New Words and Expressions:

Yare'ach โ€“ Moon โ€“ ื™ืจื—

Re'ach โ€“ Smell โ€“ ืจื™ื—

Ke'ev garon โ€“ Throat ache โ€“ ื›ืื‘ ื’ืจื•ืŸ

Ga'on โ€“ Genius โ€“ ื’ืื•ืŸ

Ani shmena โ€“ I am fat โ€“ ืื ื™ ืฉืžื ื”

Shament โ€“ Cream โ€“ ืฉืžื ืช

Shament chamutsa โ€“ Sour cream โ€“ ืฉืžื ืช ื—ืžื•ืฆื”

Ani mechoeret โ€“ I am ugly โ€“ ืื ื™ ืžื›ื•ืขืจืช

Ani me'acheret โ€“ I am late โ€“ ืื ื™ ืžืื—ืจืช

Le'acher โ€“ To be late โ€“ ืœืื—ืจ

Rachatsti โ€“ I washed โ€“ ืจื—ืฆืชื™

Ratsachti โ€“ I murdered โ€“ ืจืฆื—ืชื™

Lachfof se'ar โ€“ To wash the hair โ€“ ืœื—ืคื•ืฃ ืฉื™ืขืจ

Milga โ€“ Scholarship โ€“ ืžื™ืœื’ื”

Achayot โ€“ Sisters โ€“ ืื—ื™ื•ืช

Chayot โ€“ Animals, pets โ€“ ื—ื™ื•ืช

Yesh li kalba ktana โ€“ I have a small dog (f.) โ€“ ื™ืฉ ืœื™ ื›ืœื‘ื” ืงื˜ื ื”

Aravim โ€“ Arabs โ€“ ืขืจื‘ื™ื

Arevim โ€“ Guarantors โ€“ ืขืจื‘ื™ื

Minyan โ€“ Minimum 10 men needed for prayer in synagogue โ€“ ืžื ื™ื™ืŸ

Me'anyen โ€“ Interesting โ€“ ืžืขื ื™ื™ืŸ

Yain lavan โ€“ White wine โ€“ ื™ื™ืŸ ืœื‘ืŸ

Dam โ€“ Blood โ€“ ื“ื

Yain adom โ€“ Red wine โ€“ ื™ื™ืŸ ืื“ื•ื

Lehorid et ha-michnasayim โ€“ To take off his pants โ€“ ืœื”ื•ืจื™ื“ ืืช ื”ืžื›ื ืกื™ื™ื

Lehorid et ha-mishkafayim โ€“ Take off his glasses โ€“ ืœื”ื•ืจื™ื“ ืืช ื”ืžืฉืงืคื™ื™ื

Chut dentali โ€“ Dental floss โ€“ ื—ื•ื˜ ื“ื ื˜ืœื™

Chutini โ€“ G-string โ€“ ื—ื•ื˜ื™ื ื™

Horim โ€“ Parents โ€“ ื”ื•ืจื™ื

Chorim โ€“ Holes โ€“ ื—ื•ืจื™ื

Chaki li / techaki li โ€“ Wait for me โ€“ ื—ื›ื™ ืœื™ / ืชื—ื›ื™ ืœื™

Lechakotย le-mishehu โ€“ To wait for someone โ€“ ืœื—ื›ื•ืช ืœืžื™ืฉื”ื•

Lechakot mishehu โ€“ To imitate someone โ€“ ืœื—ืงื•ืช ืžื™ืฉื”ื•

Hayiti rotsa linso'a le-Tel Aviv โ€“ I would like to go to Tel Aviv (very polite) / I would have loved to go to Tel Aviv (but I can't) โ€“ ื”ื™ื™ืชื™ ืจื•ืฆื” ืœื ืกื•ืข ืœืชืœ-ืื‘ื™ื‘

"Az tis'ee" โ€“ "So just go there!?" โ€“ !ืื– ืชืกืขื™

"Ze le-Tel Aviv?" โ€“ Is it going to Tel Aviv? โ€“ ?ื–ื” ืœืชืœ-ืื‘ื™ื‘

Malon โ€“ Hotel โ€“ ืžืœื•ืŸ

Milon โ€“ Dictionary โ€“ ืžื™ืœื•ืŸ

Lehitkale'ach โ€“ To take a shower โ€“ ืœื”ืชืงืœื—

Hitkalachti โ€“ I took a shower โ€“ ื”ืชืงืœื—ืชื™

Hitlakachti โ€“ I caught on fire โ€“ ื”ืชืœืงื—ืชื™

"Cham li" in episode no. 177

Haticha in episode no. 242

Gever โ€“ Man โ€“ ื’ื‘ืจ

Mitz gezer โ€“ Carrot juice โ€“ ืžื™ืฅ ื’ื–ืจ

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Playlist and Clips:

Gazoz โ€“ Cafe Ba-tachtitย (lyrics)

Lilit Nagar โ€“ Tsel Etz Tamar Ve-or Yare'achย (lyrics)

Avi Toledano โ€“ La Bohemeย (lyrics)

Ha-ofarim โ€“ Huts Mi-ze Ha-kol Besederย (lyrics)

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is TLV I'm going to be one.

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Streetwise Hebrew.

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Shallum, it's me guy with streetwise Hebrew. Shiloh, it's me Guy with Streetwise Hebrew.

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This is episode number 300.

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Masaltove to all of us.

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You're all part of this incredible milestone.

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Some of you listen to the podcast from Boca Raton, West Bloomfield,

0:26.8

Neue Sousen, Guatemala, Nakameuro, Tokyo, Palermo, Buenos Aires, Cairo, Dubai, St Kilda, Punta Arenas.

0:37.0

Thank you so much for being part of our global Hebrew learning, Hebrewspeaking community.

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Fis-fasta.

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E-O-E-S-Pis-na.

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E-O-Fis-P-fas-a-fis-a-fasa,

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not fast-de-jou.

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A carot's ae, a little dead

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a silly for a cheval and

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this fazda, this fazda,

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eu.

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An I daguia.

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This fazda, fiz fazda,

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and

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that's liya. This fazda, this fazda. This fazda. To celebrate Perk my spouspousalchle, episode number 300, we asked about your Hebrew

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fiss-fusim, bloopers, mistakes you made when speaking Hebrew, stuff

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