#3001 Botched Tow

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew arrive in Brooklyn ahead of their live show tonight. And Andrew is in love. They got to see the worst towing job ever. And we hear from a man at the very front lines of the meme wars.

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0:00.0	So you, Brent Norwalk, are dead.
0:06.0	Really? Well, that blows.
0:08.0	Ah, you know what? Maybe it's a good thing, actually.
0:10.0	Some journalists were poking around calling all these ladies who used to work for me.
0:13.0	You can't make a joke these days. Everything is so PC.
0:16.0	And I was an equal opportunity offender, okay?
0:18.0	I made jokes about everybody. And by the way, I'm the furthest thing from racist.
0:22.0	My dentist was a black woman.
0:24.0	T-B-T-L!
0:29.0	Don't!
0:30.0	Boy, me. All right, I can't take it.
0:32.0	I was cyberbullied within an inch of my life last night.
0:35.0	You know, I remember Banachek. That was a great show.
0:38.0	No, I was Banachek. That was George Papard.
0:40.0	I was Panaghan.
0:41.0	Panaghan?
0:42.0	No, that was Hugh O'Brien. I was Panaghan.
0:44.0	The comedy fact is banks for itself.
0:47.0	It's just painfully obvious.
0:49.0	Yes.
0:50.0	Yeah.
0:51.0	It's an unfulfilled prophecy. It just has to be plighted out.
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