Okay, ah, I've been waiting for this moment for months and it's finally here.

Oh, this is fantastic. Oh, oh my god! Oh, we're gonna watch this. Oh, this is special.

This is special.

T-B-T-L!

Yes, indeed. Hello everyone and welcome to a Tuesday edition of T-B-T-L.

This is real life.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I was just calling about the, ah, too beautiful to be heard. I can't believe you're still on the air.

Ah, when that guy left that message, like 11 years ago, he could have never known just how out of hand.

This was gonna get because here we are, somehow, at a waffle house in Orlando.

Bringing you episode 3,000 in a collector series.

Allaphingia!

Ah, my name's Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

Please clap.

Especially geographically apropos that the one time governor of this great state of Florida

would be one of the audio drops to start the program.

Here we are, this is the plan for today's show.

We are going to, first of all, of course, let the fun begin.

Let the fun begin.

And we're going to take a look back at some of the data that has been generated over 3,000 episodes.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

We've had best of times, we've had blursks of times, we've had a lot of times.

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