300: Robocalling Ryans
Dear Hank & John
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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 August 2021
⏱️ 48 minutes
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What's the easiest way to look like you're working? What do I do when my family watches a movie I don't want to watch? Will I test positive for COVID-19 if I'm vaccinated? What is storm oil? How do I deal with the end of the Earth? When do I have to start answering calls from numbers I don't know? Hank Green and John Green have answers!
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| 0:00.0 | You gone I'm going three two one start we were just feeling each other then we did we did it from the three |
| 0:07.7 | That's almost impossible |
| 0:09.7 | I thought there was something weird about it, but I didn't really how did we do it from the three? |
| 0:13.9 | I don't know this should be in the podcast because that just proved that there is such a thing as telepathy just in a very limited way |
| 0:22.4 | I mean in the but in the way that this works it only synced for you because for me it wasn't synced |
| 0:29.2 | I started a little bit before you but you so it was only so you were telepathic |
| 0:35.7 | I was not all right go for you at it then let's just start with the podcast |
| 0:43.7 | Hello and welcome to dear Hank and John |
| 0:46.3 | I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank it's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions |
| 0:50.8 | Give you to be a advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John |
| 0:54.9 | Yeah, a grizzly bear he walked into a restaurant and he says to the to the waiter. I don't he didn't even sit down first |
| 1:01.0 | We'll walk straight up to the waiter and he said can I get a grilled? |
| 1:04.8 | cheese |
| 1:06.8 | And the waiter said why the big paws |
| 1:13.7 | I love the idea that in your story for no reason the grizzly bear is rude |
| 1:17.7 | But so is the way there is no yeah because then like it makes more sense that the waiter can be rude |
| 1:25.5 | It's not necessary to the joke for the grizzly bear to be aggressive. He could have sat down |
| 1:30.5 | Sad at the table waited his turn and the waiter comes over. It says how can I help you it's same joke |
| 1:35.1 | I feel that you've unjustly maligned grizzly bears as being aggressive when I feel like they're mostly aggressive only when they're hungry or |
| 1:42.8 | Yeah, or tired |
| 1:44.8 | Children also I'm sure with the case with you John |
| 1:48.7 | I recently found out that six percent of Americans believe that they could win a |
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