299: A Very Dark Place Inside My Bones

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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How deep is sand? What do I do for homeroom? How do I figure out when a wedding is being held? Do you have bones? How do bees work? Why is white noise called white noise? Does sunlight hit my bones? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and Jon.
0:06.4	Doors I prefer to think of it dear Jon and Hank.
0:08.7	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you the DBS advice and bring
0:11.8	you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:14.8	Jon.
0:15.8	Yeah.
0:16.8	I had to take my lizard back to the store because it was always, it would never like use
0:21.0	all four of its legs, which was weird.
0:23.3	And also, it never stopped telling bad jokes.
0:26.0	And I took it back and the guy said, that's not a lizard.
0:29.6	That's a stand up chameleon.
0:30.6	That's not great.
0:34.6	That's, I know.
0:37.8	I had to bring one that I had to bring, I had to bring some, some, like, week game so
0:42.8	that people appreciate it when I bring this strong game.
0:45.1	Sure.
0:46.1	It's not really a dad joke unless you go, ah.
0:49.0	Right.
0:50.0	Right.
0:51.0	So I feel like they've been, they've been too good lately.
0:52.2	So we've been away for a few weeks, Hank.
0:54.4	We've been on vacation.
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