Seven years ago,

We opened on an aerial shot of beautiful suburban Naperville, Illinois.

The camera swoops down and we follow an 18-wheeler flying down the highway

with a nearly spherical CGI dog sticking its head out the window.

The truck turns into a parking lot, and the camera follows the trucker out of his big rig and

into the convenience store, a Circle K. As Mike Posner's propulsive, introspective,

I took a pill in Ibiza, lets us know that this scene is set in 2016, the trucker steps inside. We see several families scurrying

through the store, snatching up all sorts of snacks and drinks. A CGI baby tries to eat an already

scratched scratcher off the floor. Their mother lifts them up by the leg, pulls the scratcher out

of their mouth, cracks open a mountain dew and pours it down the baby's

gullet. Elsewhere, a goblin-esque rude child with arched eyebrows wearing filthy overalls and a

propeller beanie grabs a sunkiss from the fridge and bolts out the door.

You're going to have to pay for that. The delinquent gets outside, shakes up his ill-gotten soda, and places it over his crotch.

The disgusting child pretends that he is peeing soda all over the place.

The soda explodes from the can and hits the camera, spelling the word sodas out in big

orange letters and Pixar in smaller letters.

The delinquent throws the can on the ground, puts a candy

cigarette in his mouth, and skateboards away. Just at that moment, a red Toyota Sienna pulls up.

An 11-year-old boy and his mother step out. Okay, Tanner, you can pick out one soda.

Oh, mom, just one?

I don't want you to spoil your appetite.

We're having your favorite dinner tonight.

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