Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 300 of my podcast, who's paying attention. That's right. This is episode 300. I know there's been some confusion on the numbering, and probably the biggest confusion was mine, numbering them wrong. But just so we're all on the same page, this episode 300 i wish i could tell you it was an epic

game changer at the big number 300 but it's just another episode but i thank you for listening

and long-term listeners new listeners uh friends of friends who are listening all of you

checking out my opinions, my jokes,

I appreciate it.

I just went over 40,000 on Twitter followers.

For me, that's a hell of a lot.

And thank you.

I know some people have millions and, you know, I was going to say, and so forth, which would be a reference to my man, George Wallace,

who has over 800,000 followers, by the way, and you should be one of them.

George is hilarious, and he's got a book coming out with his tweets.

So I'm going to be talking about that soon.

I have some cool stuff coming up in December.

I'm going to be doing a talk show on Zoom,

which is part of the Nowhere Comedy Club. And that's going to be on December 18th. And I'll talk about it when it gets closer.

But just thank you guys. Honestly, I just appreciate it. I love what I do. We are in a weird time.

Obviously, all my live stuff for December has been canceled.

So I hope to get back out in January.

Just finished a weekend in Arlington, Virginia.

It was great.

Crowds were small.

Crowds.

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