#299.5: Cancelled
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 20 November 2020
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
1- This show has been cancelled. They all are.
2- Do as I say not as I do.
3 - If it's leaky, get a new one.
4- He’s lying. We’re FOX News. We know lying.
5- Symmetry
6- That’s SIR Lewis Hamilton, at least it should be.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 29 of my podcast, who's paying attention? That's right, I'm Lonzo Bowden and I want to welcome you to episode 299 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention? |
| 0:23.7 | That's right, I'm coming up on 300 episodes, which amazes me. |
| 0:28.0 | Anyway, the podcast is now brought to you by ExpressVPN. |
| 0:32.8 | Now listen, there are certain times you need privacy. |
| 0:36.2 | Using the bathroom, you close a door, right? |
| 0:38.3 | You want privacy. |
| 0:39.6 | You're at a store trying on clothes. |
| 0:41.6 | Remember that? |
| 0:42.3 | Remember going to the store trying on clothes? |
| 0:44.3 | You wanted privacy. |
| 0:45.6 | Close a door. |
| 0:46.3 | Close a curtain. |
| 0:47.4 | Well, guess what? |
| 0:48.3 | When you're on the internet, you want privacy. |
| 0:51.8 | And that's why you need ExpressVPN. |
| 0:56.9 | Now, did you know that your internet service provider, Comcast, Verizon, Spectrum, whoever? They know every single website you visit. And they can |
| 1:04.0 | sell this information to advertising companies, tech giants, and they use your data and they target you |
| 1:09.4 | and on and on. You know how it works. |
| 1:11.6 | You get all the spam. Well, ExpressVPN puts a stop to this. It creates a secure, encrypted |
| 1:17.7 | tunnel between your device and the internet so that your online activity can't be seen by anyone. |
| 1:24.4 | I use ExpressVPN. I used it when I was overseas to avoid getting hacked and my |
| 1:29.5 | information stolen. You know how that works with the dark web and everything else. I have an ExpressVPN |
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