#301: The Aliens are Right
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2020
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
1 - Say his name Casey Christopher Gordon
2 - Be consistent in your BS
3 - You’re a hacker, or you have google
4 - Who needs republicans with Dems like these
5 - Mandatory Retirement is a thing
6 - Bill Gates is right and he invented it
7 - Listen to Coach K
8 - Intergalactic Space Federation. Why the hell not?
9 - Is this who we’ve become. No its who we are
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this Alonzo Boten. I want to welcome you to episode 301 of my podcast, who's paying attention. |
| 0:24.0 | I thank you guys so much over 300 episodes. That's great. And there's going to be some good stuff |
| 0:30.5 | happening in 2021, which we will talk about as 2121 gets closer. |
| 0:37.9 | So yeah, I'm happy to be here. |
| 0:40.7 | I hope you're safe and healthy, wherever you are, |
| 0:44.5 | wearing a mask, et cetera, et cetera. |
| 0:48.0 | The vaccine is starting, which is great news, |
| 0:51.6 | and we'll talk about that. |
| 0:52.9 | But first, I hate to start on a sad note, but once again, |
| 0:57.7 | we have to say his name. Casey Christopher Goodson of Columbus, Ohio, returning home with subway sandwiches, |
| 1:08.5 | was shot in his doorway by the police, shot and killed. We don't know what |
| 1:15.0 | happened. There was a gun found. However, the man is licensed to conceal carry. Also, he was at home. |
| 1:23.4 | So where was the gun found? Was it in his house? Was it in his possession? |
| 1:28.2 | We don't know. |
| 1:31.3 | I'm reading right here the Ohio Attorney General's office, |
| 1:35.7 | which normally investigates shootings involving police officers, |
| 1:39.0 | said it declined to do so. |
| 1:41.8 | It declined to do so because it was not notified until three days later. |
| 1:49.0 | David DeVillers, the U.S. attorney for the Southern District of Ohio, |
| 1:54.0 | said that his office would review the shooting and take appropriate action if the evidence indicates any federal civil |
| 2:02.5 | lights laws were violated. So I guess if getting killed violates your civil rights, they'll do some |
| 2:10.3 | investigation. Of course, there were no body cameras. There were no body cameras. |
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