Hello, welcome to Kump. It's good to be back.

I'm joining you from a unfurnished room on the window, which is a change of pace.

If you knew of this show, I usually either record from a closet or a strange lounge in my building's basement that I think is used for some kind of weird

sex parties. But you can go in the back catalog for that. If you're new, if you're not,

you get the deal. Welcome back. It's the morning after the Super Bowl. So that's exciting.

Whatever if you were taking off?

It's a big day. I don't know where this trend start, but people are saying they want the

day after the Super Bowl off. I don't, you don't need, how many, how many pieces of

hoagie did you eat? What are you getting blackout, drunk at the Super Bowl? It's not,

where are you living? Is this what happens in the middle of the country? Are people just, like, having orgies while the big game happens? I know football's big in other places. It's big enough in New York. But, I mean, are people just pulling their dicks out and cover them with like Wisconsin cheese and having cheese

platters but it's really your dick and they're just going hey and like you know prop bets

hey if Patrick Mahomes gets a touchdown I'll suck you off Bob and stuff like that people just having

like you know buy curious orgies just fucking, you know, on the

coin flip. You know, the coin flip goes my way. You got to fucking fist my ass while my kids do

their homework. I mean, you shouldn't include kids in any way in sexual acts, but these people,

I mean, I don't know. I mean, that kid's, you know, he's just doing his homework upstairs.

So still, he probably can hear this is the kind of thing. It's probably, it sounds like the kind of people who would like, yeah, they're not like, you know, there's enough pedophiles in this country to go around. But I don't think these people are that. I think they just like, but they might have a swing, like a swing, they call a swinger party, like while the kids are in the bill, which I think is like if you can have a swinger party, put the kids with the, a chucky cheese or something or fucking, you know, have them just go walk the streets. Let's just tell them, hey, we're going to go fuck. So, like, you know, you got to get out of here because it's not for you.

That's like, that's how I, like, that's what you should be with them.

Like, we're so, I, we're so puritanical in this country.

But like, you know, why isn't anyone just, hey, we're, like, you should tell kids what sex is and go, and you have nothing to do. I'm going to go, fuck the mailman and his wife. So get out, you fucking brat. Here's your power, his power injuries isn't the thing. What did kids play with now? Fucking my, I was going to say my buddy that's even older. I don't know what children, which is, you know, good. Like, anyone who, like, knows what the new Furby is, is, yeah, you're, like, a pedophile. That's just the thing. Like, we should start, like, I mean, if we're going to be data mining people anyway, why aren't we looking at, like, who's fucking collecting, uh, again, I don't, this is irrelevant probably, but telotubbies.

You know, that's the newest thing I know, I think, is telotubbies.

I don't know what this, is American Girl doll a thing?

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