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29 - Kump Living in Fear

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Ray explores the darker side of his new Keto Lifestyle, and the darker side of his basement, and comes face to face with his fear of supermarkets. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Kump. It's been a while. I'm in a new location. I no longer have a closet to record in. So now I'm in an even more awkward position. I'm in the lounge of my, the basement lounge of my new building, which is reminds me of i think we've talked about

0:40.1

katie beers on the show um if you're from long island you know katie beer she's the uh

0:46.8

victim who went to spaceplex actually never went to spaceplex i think we've covered this before

0:53.1

in the show but we've got some new listeners.

0:56.3

But her family friend was supposed to bring her to an arcade.

1:00.1

I was supposed to go to that arcade the same day,

1:02.3

but she went missing.

1:03.7

They thought she went missing from the arcade,

1:05.9

and she ended up in a dungeon.

1:09.4

We found this a month later,

1:10.9

but we all thought that they took her from the spaceplex.

1:14.0

But really, there was my soda.

1:15.9

This is in the morning.

1:17.4

I need my soda.

1:21.1

But, yeah, so he built a basement dungeon for this girl.

1:24.9

And that's where he put it. He never took her to the spaceplex. And that's what he put, you never took it to the spaceplex.

1:28.7

And that's what this feels like. They had pictures of the dungeon drawn. They drew them out in the papers.

1:33.9

And she was chained to a wall and was fed salami and had Nintendo, which is, you know, I probably, I'm not saying I want to get molested.

1:41.8

But, you know, it seems like I had Nintendo. I shouldn't, I shouldn't try to put myself in a place to get molested, but it seems like, I mean, I had Nintendo.

1:44.7

I shouldn't try to put myself in a place to a molestation victim early in the morning.

1:50.4

So he probably wasn't, you know, most kids had Nintendo.

1:54.0

I don't think, you know, that was an incentive.

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