2: How Uncle Roger Met Auntie Helen
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2021
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Welcome Uncle Roger to Episode #2 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, along with Nigel's disappointments, Uncle Roger's taking us back in time to when he first met Auntie Helen.
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Nigel's disappointments this week:
0:00 Intro & covid craziness
6:55 Ep 1 response (ok this wasn't disappointing!)
11:46 Average-sized dick jeans crotch problem
20:16 Street WhatsApp group
25:02 Being bad at gift giving
34:57 Uncle Roger story time
43:53 Listener disappointment
Go see Nigel on tour!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Nowadays, everybody's scared of calling people. |
| 0:03.7 | Hiya, why so pussy? |
| 0:05.9 | Why you're scared of call? |
| 0:07.5 | Calling people is the safest. |
| 0:09.9 | You can piss them off. |
| 0:11.2 | They can't punch you. |
| 0:12.6 | You call them. |
| 0:13.4 | You tell them they're an idiot. |
| 0:15.3 | You're not going to get beat up. |
| 0:17.1 | The worst you hear is... |
| 0:18.6 | Boop, boop You Boop Boop |
| 0:21.0 | Boop |
| 0:21.1 | Boop |
| 0:22.2 | All right listeners |
| 0:32.5 | All right nieces and nephews |
| 0:34.3 | Welcome back to another episode of |
| 0:36.0 | Haia with Nigelung. |
| 0:40.5 | A comedy podcast about disappointment. We look at a disappointing moments in life if we try to find |
| 0:45.2 | the funny in it. How are you guys? How is everybody doing? Today is 16th of December |
| 0:53.1 | Thursday. I'm in London and it seems like everybody's |
| 0:57.4 | tested positive for COVID today. I go on my social media. Everybody has their lateral flow |
| 1:03.2 | test now. Is this a cultural zeitgeist moment of doing the lateral flow test and showing it off to |
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