Um, all right, everybody. Um, all right, everybody. I'm on an oblo-gww-Gwag. I am on an obligatory family vacation right now. Um, and it was like a very long road, which by the way, we got a rat amongst our ranks. That's why this is a new setting. We're jammed into this bunk room. I don't want to talk about it. I don't. I'm an adult. I am an adult. I don't know what's going on right now. But let me explain what's been happening. We were on this very lengthy road trip. It felt like a 27-hour road trip, although I think it was closer to like four hours. And I decided that I was going to watch this show that

Tiffany has been trying to put me on for multiple ages. It's been decades. She said, if you like

the divorce reality show, you guys remember Mai, you guys remember Mai. Nobody has forgotten

my from the See You Again divorce reality show of celebrity couples they go in right before they want to

get a divorce who would think that's a fucking terrible idea nobody then they live life with other

wannabe divorced couples and then some of them get divorced some of them don't my was somebody that

i thought you couldn't top you can't be crazier than my. There's just no other way.

I mean, that's what I was thinking.

Until last year, and this was like right before the holidays, China decided I'm about to ruin

your entire holiday season.

I'm about to ruin your life.

I'm about to take it all the way into 2026.

And can I tell you something?

I have no idea how many parts this is going to be dear because this shit is 32 episodes long.

That's crazy.

Like all the Chinese shows are like 30 episodes plus.

Yeah.

And this one I was expecting 32 episodes where I'm like skimming through most of it because these days I've decided to really

partake in self-care. So that means when a show is boring, I just skip through it. There's like

no show. Well, there's one show. I don't skip anything. But other than that show, everything else,

if it gets boring, I skip. Even in books these days, if a chapter isn't hitting, I skim it. So I thought it was going to be like that. No, all 32 episodes are fucking insane. Every second to second, I go back and replay it because I'm like, wait, hold on, I don't understand what's going on. So let me explain the premise of this show. You've got a bunch of people. You've got guys and girls, and they're all going to date. They're all heterosexual couples or they're all straight. I think, but I don't know. But it's called secret and love. So every single one of them comes in with a secret that they're holding. And they tell the producers the secret. And then throughout the show, they unveil people's secrets. And then sometimes if you start dating someone, you can ask to see their secret

and watch their secret and them confess to their secret. But like what kind of secret?

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