If I were you, if I were you, if I were you, if I were you, if I were you, if I were you, if I were you, if I were you, if I were you, the show starts now.

Wow, holy crap, that was better than yours.

That was, you know, they were both equally good in their own way, I think.

Well, yeah, that one was better at being good than yours was.

At being bad.

This is, if I were you, the only advice podcast show on the internet hosted by us.

I'm your Blumenfeld and I am Jake Herwitz.

That's right. And today we're going to do, you know, more of the same.

If you listen to our first episode, thank you so much.

The response has been overwhelming.

We are so thrilled with how everybody's enjoying it.

We love reading the tweets and the emails and it's going so well.

We were going to do an episode every Monday, but we thought let's keep them momentum going and do a show on Thursday.

Holy shit, what a mistake.

Can you believe that?

And now we've oversaturated the market suddenly.

We're not a hot show anymore.

We're a piece of crap. We're a piece of garbage trash.

Thanks for letting us know internet.

Yes, thank you so much for everything.

And as always, we're going to be reading emails that we receive from you guys that were sent to if I were you show at gmail.com.

Yes, we got many emails and we're going to answer as many questions as we can.

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