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In the studio with us, comedian Jack Comstock with us.

What's up, brother?

Thanks for coming in, man.

Yeah, happy to be here.

Always a pleasure.

So I'm looking for, we're looking for this woman.

It must have been Saturday.

She was running down.

This is out of Omaha, Nebraska.

Wow, someone was running.

Well, she was running down the main drag, Dodd Street, if you're familiar of the area.

If not, that's just a main drag in your city.

38 years old.

She was found by the cops running down the street with no shirt on.

Boobies are bouncing. She does admit to drinking 18 drinks a day. That day. Excuse me, not a day. Maybe she does that day. Yeah, I don't know if I want to see those. And she was complaining of a head. She's drinking 18 a day. Yeah, good point. And complaining of a headache. Yeah, it doesn't say anything about a belly being out. Just says it's a boost. Good point. I just, I've just always pictured just somebody hot with their boobs high now. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of. This wasn't the first time she drank 18 drinks in a day. It doesn't list her name. you know, I if she was arrested, but she might not even be arrested because they took her to the medical center. So I love you arrested. Could you, can you, a lot of, are you allowed to whip your boobs out in Omaha? Like in New York City? You could actually walk down the street in New York City. Jack, you ever see that anywhere? Anybody ever just walked down the street in New York City with their boobs out? Yeah, sometimes. I mean, I feel like there was a legal there. There's a free the nipple movement. There were people who were like, I could wear and even if they're not covered up, a lot of sheer shirts. A lot of shirts you just are looking right through and you got to pretend like you can't. Yeah. I think it depends what drinks this lady. If she had 18 margaritas, that could be, I might want to see those, but it was 18 Bud Lights. I'm like, this is not, this isn't the great point. That's a great point. We're just, we're stereotyping because that's what we do here. You're exactly right. 18 Bud lights. You might not want to see him.

18 margaritas. Yeah. That could be. What day was that? It could be spicy. Saturday. It must have been Saturday. Oh, I'm also looking at the scanner. Big Husker win. Where there was that? It's got everyone jazzed up. That's what we said. This came in at night. There was a naked male in the middle of the street.

Arrest him.

Callers.

On the street.

Arrest him.

On the spot.

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