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By the way, we'll take that call if you didn't kiss somebody on the first, second, third, fourth date or something like that.

Yeah, I don't think our audience.

Who does that?

Our audience doesn't save a kiss for marriage. No, they barely save a, you know, a handy, you know. Oh, no. Because they've listened to us. Right. And they've followed the rules. You've got to find out what it's like, what if they, what are the guy was an awkward kisser? It's so got, there's a couple that they never kissed till the wedding day. First of all, that had to be weird to watch. Because did they ever kiss anybody before that? I would bet not. I bet the guy didn't. She probably got thought up in junior high. They both sound like nerds. Well, they're Christian nerds too. So that's a double yeah double impact so what they had to go to

some YouTube tutorial to yeah how to kiss yeah nobody who's had a kiss you're

your first kiss yeah lean over and kissing somebody truth or dare spin the bottle

when you're a kid I mean that was awkward as hell the first couple times you did that

yeah it wasn't spin the bottle but it it was awkward. I do remember the first kiss. What was the sheep's name? Who was it? Who was it? I was growing. We were probably, I don't know, middle school or something. Out behind the school. At the pool one day.

Oh, you probably chubbed up in your... Oh, probably. Sorry, I hate the word. I shouldn't say chubbed up. In your pants. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. But I'm sure... You had a rager at the pool. I'm sure it was awkward. Oh, of course it was. Yeah. Especially for her. Was it just a kiss?

Was there anything else?

No, it's just a kiss.

Was your tongue?

No, I don't think so.

Oh. Oh, yeah. See, my first kiss turned into full-blown, make it out. I remember. Everybody had been some outside boob. This was on, this was on break at two in the afternoon at the pools. So she got something, Todd. I don't.

I don't remember actually my first kiss. Got down dirty pretty quick. Oh, no, wait. That wasn't my first kiss.

With the local chicks, you know. There was one earlier than that. We knew the girls that were

slightly junior high easy that liked to play through to dare a lot you know yeah i think you're

high easy well i was like you know i dare you to take your pants down shows shows your pie and

that kind of stuff and they would they would wow yeah that was incredible i'm sure that was incredible

that age that's mind-blowing i played played truth-or-dare with the...

This is brutal, but I'll tell the story because everybody's got crazy stories.

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