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🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. |
| 0:19.7 | So I saw a local news story. |
| 0:21.5 | I mentioned to you guys that they opened up a raising canes near my house. |
| 0:26.8 | And people were in line that morning. |
| 0:29.7 | Morons. |
| 0:30.5 | Yeah, well, that happens everywhere. |
| 0:32.4 | I know. |
| 0:32.9 | Something like it opens. |
| 0:33.5 | And I'll call you all, morons. |
| 0:34.5 | So they did a story on people that were in line in their eating. And they found this one dude. And he almost wanted like, oh. He had like a little birthday hat on, but it was like too small for his head. One of those little small birthday hats. Like all hats on you? Yeah, basically, yeah. But real small, like comically small. i guess they were handing him out blah blah blah |
| 0:54.3 | and um he was talking how he won his spot in line through a thing that they do a lottery yeah and he goes |
| 1:04.9 | he goes i've i've won five times this is my my fifth opening. Oh, God. |
| 1:11.2 | So that means he had to go. |
| 1:12.2 | I don't know if he just traveled up around the area every time they open one. |
| 1:15.6 | You know, the area is pretty big. |
| 1:16.8 | Oh, that's so sad. |
| 1:17.6 | And you're right, but it's almost like, oh, it's too sad to even, like, laugh at the guy. |
| 1:21.7 | I think it's just, because you could tell that was, he hasn't touched a woman. |
| 1:25.3 | His thing. Ever? What's the appeal of that? I don't know, but I mean, Raising Keynes, stuff's good. Well, it's good, but you said there's one that's about half an hour drive away from where people are waiting in line for this. Good point. I have no idea, because they are pretty much cookie cutter looking places. They make up, they all look the same. Yeah, they have a standard. They weren't, they won with the chicken tenders, the new one to be exactly the same. And also the building's the same, everything's the same. Yeah. Yeah, so I don't know. Totally give it up on life. I'm guessing he runs into the same people at a lot of these, and that's his community, you the raising canes community yeah obviously but also you |
| 2:01.8 | probably won five times because people don't i don't know enter to get a spot one because they |
| 2:07.7 | could go to the raising canes near them how old was this guy oh that's the sad part probably 38 40 see |
| 2:15.2 | the driving force then you know know, for me, was finding women. |
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