3.08 Latecomer

To L And Back: An L Word Podcast

Riese Bernard

Bisexual, Drama, Reboot, Queer, Tv & Film, Gay, Nonbinary, Sexuality, Television, Lesbian, Lword, Health & Fitness, Trans, Showtime

4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2020

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Filmmaker Rhys Ernst doubles the number of Rieses in our “recording studio: for “Late Comer,” a chaotic and ridiculous nightmare of an episode best known for the song “Transformation,” which haunts us to this day. Dylan and Helena have full sex, Shane’s in the shithouse ‘cause of Carmen’s bad dream, Bette ships off to a meditation retreat, Helena takes the whole gang to a WNBA game in a private jet, Max gets a pack-n-play, Alice goes wig shopping and Nona Hendryx is down with that do. Party on, Dana!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Girls in the dark, topping, laughing, moving, fisting, fighting, fucking crying, drinking,
0:10.0	squirting, judging, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming.
0:13.0	This is the way, it's the way that we hear.
0:19.0	It's the way that be it's the way that be
0:22.6	and I'm
0:33.6	I'm Reese.
0:34.8	I don't want to do this anymore.
0:37.0	And I'm Carly. And this is to Ellen back. Hey'm Reese. I don't want to do this anymore. And I'm Carly.
0:38.4	And this is to Ellen back.
0:41.2	Hey, Reese.
0:41.8	Hey, Carly.
0:43.4	So our trudging, slogging through season three continues.
0:48.6	If I recall, last week we said episode 307 was the worst episode.
0:53.3	Yeah.
0:53.5	But I feel like maybe 308 is the worst episode.
0:56.6	I think it might be.
0:57.9	I think it's right up there.
0:58.7	It's hard to figure out.
1:00.1	It's hard.
1:00.5	They're both bad in different ways.
1:01.7	Yeah.
1:01.9	It's hard to quantify, have badness.
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