4.8 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2020
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Writer and breast cancer survivor Kim Hoffman pops in for this massive downer of an episode which includes Max’s Top Surgery Prom, Bette struggling with the sounds of silence, Helena and Dylan engaging in some sex tape nonsense, Tina falling for HENRY, Carmen shocking her parents with her devious lesbian rebellion, Alice going on one date with a character we forgot ever existed, Dana taking a turn for the worse and so much more!
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0:00.0 | Girls in the tight, topping, laughing, moving, fissing, fighting, fucking crying, drinking, |
0:10.0 | squirting, judging, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming. |
0:13.0 | This is the way, it's the way that we live. |
0:19.0 | It's the way that be it's the way that be |
0:22.6 | I'm |
0:25.4 | And I'm |
0:30.5 | Hi, I'm Rees. |
0:34.8 | And I'm Carly. |
0:35.7 | And this is To Ellen Back. |
0:38.1 | I almost read the title of the episode instead of saying to Ellen back. |
0:42.0 | I was like, and this is lead follower. |
0:44.1 | Get out of the way. |
0:45.0 | That's not how we start the show at all. |
0:46.7 | Yeah. |
0:47.2 | Hi, Reese. |
0:47.9 | Hi, Carly. |
0:48.6 | How are you? |
0:50.4 | Fine. |
0:51.2 | Great. |
0:51.8 | Yeah. |
0:52.4 | It sounds like maybe you're exhausted from this stretch of episodes. |
0:57.2 | I sure am. |
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