3.07 Lone Star
To L And Back: An L Word Podcast
Riese Bernard
4.8 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2020
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Musician Mal Blum joins us for this beefy-armed episode of “To L and Back,” “Lone Star.” TIna “goes to Canada” to chill at craft services with fucking Josh Becker, Jenny “shoots Max up” with hormones, the girls host a Happy First Chemo Pool Party for Dana, Billie’s bender continues to destroy everything in its wake, Alice chases a Dana cutout across several SoCal landfills, Shane and Carmen get matching tattoos, Eve Ensler hates Jenny’s book and everybody comes together to see the B-52s rock it at The Planet!
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| 0:00.0 | Girls in the dark, topping, laughing, moving, fisting, fighting, fucking crying, drinking, |
| 0:10.0 | squirting, judging, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming. |
| 0:13.0 | This is the way, it's the way that we live. |
| 0:19.0 | It's the way that be it's the way that be |
| 0:22.6 | and I |
| 0:26.6 | Hi, I'm Rees. |
| 0:34.6 | And this is |
| 0:36.6 | to Ellen back. Hi. Hi. And I'm Carly. And this is to Ellen Back. |
| 0:38.6 | Hi. |
| 0:39.1 | Hi. |
| 0:40.2 | And we're here. |
| 0:41.7 | Here we are. |
| 0:42.6 | Here we are. |
| 0:43.4 | Today we are recapping episode 307, Lone Star, probably one of the worst episodes of this show. |
| 0:51.6 | I think of it as low one star because one star is what I would give this episode on a scale of one to 100 stars. |
| 0:58.7 | Lo one's show. I would also call this episode. It's Hebrew. I'm going to just break with our usual format here and just introduce our guest right away |
| 1:14.4 | because we have so much to talk about. |
| 1:17.4 | Distinguished podcast listeners, I'd like to introduce to you, Mal freaking Blum. |
| 1:22.6 | Hello. |
| 1:23.3 | Hello, America. |
| 1:25.0 | You may recognize Mal from their song that went viral on TikTok. |
| 1:28.8 | Oh, God. |
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