#299: He Won, She Won, We Won
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 10 November 2020
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
1- Biden/Harris WIN
2- All it took was counting the votes
3- There are doctors on Biden's Covid team. It's getting crazy already.
4- NO, don’t feel sorry for Trumpers!
5- FOX NEWS experiments with truth
6- We are unblocked
7- Don’t forget the Progressives
8- Funny thing happened next to the porn shop...
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to who's paying attention. You know what? I have never been so |
| 0:24.6 | happy to be wrong. That's right. I was wrong about the election. I didn't want Trump to win, |
| 0:31.3 | but I thought they'd pull some shenanigans, as my friend likes to say, and try to steal this election. But they didn't. |
| 0:40.7 | I was on the Young Turks on election night. Trump was ahead in states like Wisconsin and Michigan. |
| 0:48.1 | I was baffled by that. Arizona was up for grabs and North Carolina and on and on and Pennsylvania, the big one. |
| 0:56.6 | I kept talking about Pennsylvania. |
| 0:58.6 | And Jank Yugar, who is the head guy over at the Young Turks. |
| 1:03.5 | And the Young Turks, if you've never heard of it, never listened, is a news channel |
| 1:08.3 | on YouTube that is extremely progressive, like way left. And we don't always agree on that. |
| 1:15.9 | My whole thing is get the party together, win the election, then move left. Well, anyway, |
| 1:23.5 | Schenck was saying that it was a red mirage, that once the mail-in votes were counted, |
| 1:29.3 | Biden would win. And that's how it went. State-by-state, mail-ins were counted. |
| 1:36.6 | States like Philadelphia, Michigan, it was the cities. |
| 1:40.5 | Once you count the votes in the cities, Detroit, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, |
| 1:48.7 | etc., Milwaukee, that's when it changes because the cities vote Democrat and the cities, |
| 1:55.3 | they're black people, immigrants, minorities, everyone the Republican Party hates lives in the cities. And they turned it. |
| 2:04.2 | Biden won. I am happy to report that. Kamala Harris, black Indian woman, is the first woman, |
| 2:12.9 | vice president of the United States. We move forward slowly. The news came out Saturday, and you know what? |
| 2:21.1 | I was happy. I was happy. I don't know how CNN and MSNBC did not get the memo. I looked at both |
| 2:31.0 | of those channels each for about 15 minutes watching them talk about |
| 2:35.8 | reaching out to the Republicans and this and it you wouldn't have known Democrats won. |
| 2:41.3 | And let's make no mistakes. |
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